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The Banzai 

" When your enemy(Partner) is bent over unsuspectingly, You sneak up with your cock in hand and charge her screaming " BANZAIII!!!!!!!!!! " and poke her in the butt!!! "
Guy 1 : " Dude, Why's your girlfriend limping around today? "
Guy 2 : " She was bent over putting the groceries in the fridge and I totally gave her The Banzai! "
The Banzai by X-Cel June 17, 2008
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rip off the bandaid 

To quickly do an unpleasant job to avoid prolonging the agony
I know you dont wanna tell her but sometimes you gotta rip off the bandaid...

rip off the bandaid 

To tell someone the harsh truth knowing its gonna hurt.
I know you dont wanna tell her but sometimes you gotta rip off the bandaid...
rip off the bandaid by Jennypat13 January 8, 2016

Sprinkling the bandaid 

This is a term coined from the world of blunt rolling. It is only applied however when you have a blunt that has a leaf attached. After you roll the blunt you put a layer of weed on top of the leaf then wrap it around the blunt. The term bandaid comes as a nickname for the leaf.
Yo why is he wasting weed?
He's not man he's just sprinkling the bandaid

Ripped off the Bandaid 

Trying to be friends with the person who dumped you
Trying to feel better, but making it worse
Breaking '"no-contact"and regretting it
Exposing yourself to being rejected again
I ripped off the Bandaid and messaged him.
I ripped off the Bandaid and slept with him.
I ripped off the Bandaid and checked his Facebook
I ripped off the Bandaid and sent him a selfie
I ripped off the Bandaid and googled his female Facebook friends
Ripped off the Bandaid by Shombie October 3, 2018
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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