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Legault the Assassin 

A user at a popular message board named Eskimo Haven who thinks he's sexayer then Moonie
Legault the Assassin by Moonie March 1, 2005

Mandy the killer lesbian assassin 

A character on the popular FOX show "24". Blew up an airplane in order to secure the photo ID card of a photographer. Is a member of the mile-high club. Likes to cavort around the Mojave Desert semi-nude. Failed an attempt to assassinate President David Palmer by poisoning him. CUrrently somewhere in LA (though she might come back for the season 4 finale of 24).
All you have to remember is, "Naked Mandy!"

The Windy City Assassin 

Derrick Rose, Former Bulls (soon to be) Hall of Famer was given this nickname in the 9 Years he was playing With the Chicago Bulls. Derived from the nickname of Chicago 'Windy City'

(Also given nicknames 'Pooh' and 'D-Rose)
John: Hey did you watch The Windy City Assassin, Derrick Rose drop 44 Last night against the Atlanta Hawks?

Anthony: Yes! He's definetely going to be MVP this Season.
The Windy City Assassin by 3ToWon December 13, 2020

The Assasination 

While doing a girl from behind, right before you're about to cum, take your elbow and bring it down onto her neck as hard as you can knocking her out while yelling "Assasination!" Then jizz on her back and crouch on her repeatedly.
Dude, Sexy Chaos did The Assasination 5 times the other day. He was on a running riot...
The Assasination by The Real Bone October 1, 2005

The assassination of BroBloxChris 

The assassination of BroBloxChris is an event that occurred in 08/05§24 at 3 AM EDT where the Roblox moderators accused Chris of facilitating account theft by receiving and/or moving stolen items which was completely fake so it's a false execution, BroBloxVik tried to cover up his by lying and saying he died in a fire which is completely wrong considering Vik is known for working for Roblox Corporation.
BroBloxChris was later found out to be innocent and it was a wrongful execution
Person 1 : The assassination of BroBloxChris was a horrible event
Person 2 : i agree

assassinate the toilet 

The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.

What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.
man #1: Dude I have to go assassinate the toilet.
man #2: Ill call the plumber.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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