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The Anteater 

When your sucks your foreskin into her mouth and sticks her tongue into it.
My girlfriend pulled out my shlong and performed the anteater boudoir she gave me a beej.
The Anteater by Supergenus June 2, 2015

The Anteater 

The Anteater by Sage McAilister July 26, 2003

antony the anteater 

A pet anteater featured on a show on animal planet called "Pet star". His claim to fame is that he attempted to climb a ladder to reach the baby food at the top of it. Unfortunately his time in the spot light was cut short, when he made it to the top of the ladder, passing up the food. When I think of someone who has failed to complete a task I would call them an antony the anteater.
"You are an antony the anteater!"
(You are a loser!)
antony the anteater=failure

"You won't ride that roller coaster your an antony the anteater!"
antony the anteater=coward

Below the equator anteater

a man or women who oraly pleases another womenusing the tounge, and lodging the tounge as far in the vagina as possible.
Dude timmy was a below the equator anteater some say he pleasured her for two hours.

The Arkansas Ant Eater 

The Arkansas Ant Eater is when you lure a girl near an ant hill and proceed to have sex with her. While having relations, you knock her out and leave her lying there with her legs spread open. The ants from the ant hill crawl into her vagina and build a home.
Jill thought she had a nice date planned with Craig until she found herself lying amongst thousands of ants and a destroyed vagina after getting knocked out during sex. She fell victim to The Arkansas Ant Eater.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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