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The Anteater 

A sexual act similar to the lobster claw, in which 4 fingers are inserted into a vagina, while the middle finger is inserted into the asshole. The position of the hand with the middle finger up resembles that of an anteaters nose.
I gave that bitch an 'Anteater' last night while she was sleeping on her stomach.
The Anteater by Jake May 13, 2005
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The Anteater 

When your sucks your foreskin into her mouth and sticks her tongue into it.
My girlfriend pulled out my shlong and performed the anteater boudoir she gave me a beej.
The Anteater by Supergenus June 2, 2015

The Anteater 

The Anteater by Sage McAilister July 26, 2003

antony the anteater 

A pet anteater featured on a show on animal planet called "Pet star". His claim to fame is that he attempted to climb a ladder to reach the baby food at the top of it. Unfortunately his time in the spot light was cut short, when he made it to the top of the ladder, passing up the food. When I think of someone who has failed to complete a task I would call them an antony the anteater.
"You are an antony the anteater!"
(You are a loser!)
antony the anteater=failure

"You won't ride that roller coaster your an antony the anteater!"
antony the anteater=coward

Below the equator anteater

a man or women who oraly pleases another womenusing the tounge, and lodging the tounge as far in the vagina as possible.
Dude timmy was a below the equator anteater some say he pleasured her for two hours.

The Arkansas Ant Eater 

The Arkansas Ant Eater is when you lure a girl near an ant hill and proceed to have sex with her. While having relations, you knock her out and leave her lying there with her legs spread open. The ants from the ant hill crawl into her vagina and build a home.
Jill thought she had a nice date planned with Craig until she found herself lying amongst thousands of ants and a destroyed vagina after getting knocked out during sex. She fell victim to The Arkansas Ant Eater.
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