Surfing the Andy involves sliding the penis up and down through a pair of butt cheeks. It is akin to titty fucking, but involves the ass. There is no penetration, only friction. (and love)
Ex:1
Tony: How did Nate do on his date?
Jim: She wouldn't go all the way, but he did surf the Andy for two hours.
Tony: Nice!!
Ex 2:
Eric: That Star Jones is so hot! I'd pay a million dollars to surf her Andy!
Ex 3:
Boy: Mom, when did you fall in love with daddy?
Mother: Honestly son, when he started surfing the andy lasting night.
When you're in a friend group that is mostly girls and they say you're one of the girls, use the AndySpecial 9000. You turn it around by saying you see them as one of the boys, and flood them with content similar to the humor of a 5th grade boy. Works everytime.
Trixie and Tiffany said you're one of the girls? Implement the AndySpecial 9000.
The lone friend who is generally not liked by your entire group of friends, yet people "put up with him/her." The Andy tends to find out where everyone is hanging out, despite noone inviting him/her. The Andy typically ends the fun at parties, and ruins any conversations he walks into, usually because they are about him. The Andy talks behind everyones back (talking shit), and buys them bad gifts at birthdays and Christmas.
"Dude, how the hell did Andy find us?"
"Shit, the Andy's coming? I'm going home."
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.