Surfing the Andy involves sliding the penis up and down through a pair of butt cheeks. It is akin to titty fucking, but involves the ass. There is no penetration, only friction. (and love)
Ex:1
Tony: How did Nate do on his date?
Jim: She wouldn't go all the way, but he did surf the Andy for two hours.
Tony: Nice!!
Ex 2:
Eric: That Star Jones is so hot! I'd pay a million dollars to surf her Andy!
Ex 3:
Boy: Mom, when did you fall in love with daddy?
Mother: Honestly son, when he started surfing the andy lasting night.
When you're in a friend group that is mostly girls and they say you're one of the girls, use the Andy Special 9000. You turn it around by saying you see them as one of the boys, and flood them with content similar to the humor of a 5th grade boy. Works everytime.
Trixie and Tiffany said you're one of the girls? Implement the Andy Special 9000.
The lone friend who is generally not liked by your entire group of friends, yet people "put up with him/her." The Andy tends to find out where everyone is hanging out, despite noone inviting him/her. The Andy typically ends the fun at parties, and ruins any conversations he walks into, usually because they are about him. The Andy talks behind everyones back (talking shit), and buys them bad gifts at birthdays and Christmas.
"Dude, how the hell did Andy find us?"
"Shit, the Andy's coming? I'm going home."
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberryscarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.