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The Amber Heard 

When you get into a heated fight with your girl and wake up the next morning to find she took a dump in the bed
Chad: Last night me and Jessica had a fight. I woke up the next morning only to find human doo-doo in the bed.

Mike: Damn she got you with The Amber Heard
The Amber Heard by Zero@2 April 23, 2022

The Amber Heard Effect 

Amber Laura Heard, accused Johnny Depp of spousal abuse, yet was captured mocking and yelling at him abusively. She admitted to hitting him and called him a “baby”.
Women who are vindictive and find joy from punishing their spouse with false allegations, have used the Amber Heard effect, on the partners they falsely accuse.

Amber Heard the bed 

Johnny Depp's career really Amber Heard the bed

Amber "Tobias" Heard: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal asbcesses.
Homonoid: Amber "Tobias" Heard: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019