The Ahmad

An appaulling joke, whereby everyone around bows their head in dissapointment

Man you just pulled The Ahmad, that was a shit joke.

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The Ahmed Ally

A play on people in which you bamboozle them with awesomeness.

How will you get out of detention?

I will use the Ahmed Ally

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A look in which one wears a suit with no tie. The president of Iran Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is known to dress like this often. It provides the look of formality but expresses comfort.

How the hell can this fool come to a funeral rockin' The Ahmadinejad?

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Having sexual intercourse with “Ahmed” and not being able to walk after the fact.

I had sex last night. I fully feel The Ahmed Effect…He fully put Ahmed Effected me.

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He’s very sexy
best at rocket league

very handsome
always a leader and amazing at sports

wow ahmed the sexy

is sooooo gooood and a rocket league pro

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when you are so awesome everybody wants a piece of you because of the knowledge you maintain

dude, your ahead of the game, i think my mum fancies you

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Used to describe a nigga who straight and don’t move wiggly type shit

Based on his answer I can tell he not ahead of the sexuals

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