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The 'heisman'

The 'heisman' is a sex move where the man is standing up and the woman is on her back (preferably at hip height for execution), you then put one of her legs in your arm as you would carry a football (without cutting off circulation and holding her leg under the knee) - other arm will be your stiff-arm - and proceed with perfect 'heisman' form getting one leg up in a ready position (same leg as stiff-arm)----> Most importantly stiff-arming her LOWER stomach with decent pressure for maximum performance, you WILL...when properly executed...score a touchdown you will never forget.
"I gave this chick The 'heisman' last night and she was screaming 'TOUCHDOWN' all night...I finally feel like a professional athlete."
The 'heisman' by BassMasTrUNK June 21, 2012
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the heisman 

the Heisman is a reference(the Heisman trophy being the most prestigious trophy in college football, see picture)of a boy/ or girl getting rejected while attempting to talk, dance, flirt or any sort of contact with another person
"Damn you hit that?"... "Nah she gave me the Heisman but thats cool".
the heisman by Quinton Smith January 8, 2006

The Heisman 

The act of putting your hand up when someone begins to speak to you "blocking" their conversation, explaining you have something else to do, then walking away. Best done after you have told that person something that invites a response.
Jerry told me he likes our chances in Olympic Hockey finals this year, he asked me if I thought the team was strong then three words into my response, he gave me The Heisman. Said he had to shit.
The Heisman by Kavka June 6, 2010

the heisman 

The Best new dance craze look it up. The Heisman. "do the Heisman on that ho"
Move to left, move to the right...do the heisman on that ho
the heisman by QTpi1212 January 4, 2007

The Heisman 

You and your woman are laying down (Like Spooning) and you have your right elbow on the mattress and right hand pressed against the side of your head and your left arm is sticking out….like the HEISMAN! AS YOU TEAR UP DAT AZZ

I picked up this chick last night and tore her ass up with the Heisman.
The Heisman by B-da-UNIT September 26, 2007

the heisman 

a sex move for a MMF threesome, one guy is getting fellatio while the other is fucking her doggy style, when the guy on his knees stiff arms the back of the girls head onto the other guys dick, while at the same time chugging a beer
"Dude we totally should give her the heisman tonight"

"I'm down, be sure we have the beer for it though"
the heisman by tuckernuts January 8, 2010

give the heisman 

To distance yourself from someone or something like the dude on the Heisman trophy giving a stiff-arm to defenders.
His girlfriend cheated on him so he gave her the heisman.

A: Are you still smoking?
B: Naw I gave it the heisman.
give the heisman by uniqueacctid December 17, 2003
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