Only Player That Got Robbed But Kept All of his Jewelry

Kanye West

“I was sick about awards couldn’t nobody cure me, only player that got robbed but kept all of his jewelry”

Only Player That Got Robbed But Kept All of his Jewelry by bighamsam20 January 22, 2025

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music that shouldnt be played

Music that shouldnt be played is the song i wanna tell you a secret

“Hey bro! wanna listen to some music”
“sure u choose”
“hmm lets put on ‘i wanna tell you a secret’
“now that is ‘Music that shouldnt be played’

music that shouldnt be played by defonotskye October 27, 2021

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Coding Artistry Escape Based Prayer: "'If THat Is Your Significant Other Then Let Me Haunted House'"

Coding Artistry Escape Based Prayer: "'If THat Is Your Significant Other Then Let Me Haunted House'" by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

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that feeling when you won a game you never played before

That Feeling. Ah. Yes. That Feeling. So Nice And Gentle.

Girl: Hey I just won a game I've never played before!
Other girl: Wow so cool, bet you got that feeling when you won a game you never played before...?

that feeling when you won a game you never played before by Kiki's twin, kikiara May 7, 2020

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that one game you never played

mirrors' edge
why didn't you play it? It is awesome. One of the few awesome EA games. Nobody buys it, but bad need for speed games sell great. Why?

Guy 1: Hey how far are you with mirrors' edge? You know that one game you never played
Guy 2: haven't picked that game up.
Guy 1: we are no longer friends
Guy 2: ...I could buy it now?
Guy 1: GTFO!

that one game you never played by ihaenhaipoehahat June 10, 2009

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword." by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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