This is a saying used when someone says or does something extremely stupid or obvious. It came from the show "Workaholics". When someone does or says something as above, the person who says "that's a chop" is allowed to karate chop the back of their necks. The harshness of said chop depends on the action or words of the receiver. It comes in many forms.
Family pack - everyone in the room is allowed to chop the receiver
Hardies - hard chop
Softies - soft chop (when it wasn't too stupid or obvious)
Selfie - receivers chips themself
Carlos: "Wasn't the song 'Oops I Did It Again' by that blond girl? What's her name? Britney Spears."
Mike: "No shit, Sherlock. That's a chop. No selfies."
This is something you say to someone when they do or say something extremely stupid. If someone does or says something stupid you say "thats a chop" and karate chop the back of their neck. The strength of the chop depends on how stupid the words or actions of the person was.
Nick: "Totally did not do my homework last night. Yolo!"
Jon: "Thats a chop"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.