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thanosing
tying a ziptie around your penis, losing circulation and turning it purple. You then proceed to dip your dong into lead lined paint as to infect it and finalize the purple color. you then also chop off half your shlong.
thanosing by daryl the big black methdealer February 9, 2022
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Thanosify • Thanosing • thanosism • thanosist • Thanosi • Thanosisophobia • thanosisphobia • Thanosize • thanosly • Thanosy
thanosism
Thanosing
Wanda: I’m going to be thanosing later today!
Ricardo: Oh cool you’re gonna... wait what?
Wanda: Yup! *pulls out a large knife*
Ricardo: Oh cool you’re gonna... wait what?
Wanda: Yup! *pulls out a large knife*
Thanosing by Lover.Of.Bok.Choy April 28, 2019
Thanosi
Thanosi by Supah Mageekal January 10, 2019
Thanosist
A person who only does half of his job because he thinks that’s “perfect balance”. They do love splitting the bill 50/50 though.
Boss: You’re half an hour later to work, you know that?
Thanosist: Perfectly balanced as all things should be.
Thanosist: Perfectly balanced as all things should be.
Thanosist by RANDOM USER PASSING THROUGH January 18, 2019
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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