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thanosing 

tying a ziptie around your penis, losing circulation and turning it purple. You then proceed to dip your dong into lead lined paint as to infect it and finalize the purple color. you then also chop off half your shlong.
sam: bro i think zayn thanosed

logan: yeah he seems like he would try out thanosing
(verb)

To make something look like Thanos by painting it purple and sometimes giving it a big chin
Customer: "Excuse me, where can I find thanosized shirts?"
Employee: "We have purple shirts over there" *points somewhere*
Customer: "Thank you, that does put a smile on my face"
Thanosize by EVK613 October 7, 2018

Thanoshrexual 

The sexual orientation where one is physically, mentally and sexually attracted to both Thanos and Shrek.
"Would you shag the lorax?" asked Ruby
"Im so sorry im thanoshrexual" Replied Mrs Brazzers
"Its ok I'll keep looking around " said Ruby

thanosism 

A religion in where you worship Thanos.
Person 1: Hey dude, what religion do you believe in?
Person 2: I believe in Thanosism.
thanosism by Spid! June 10, 2018

Thanosing 

Wanda: I’m going to be thanosing later today!
Ricardo: Oh cool you’re gonna... wait what?
Wanda: Yup! *pulls out a large knife*
Thanosing by Lover.Of.Bok.Choy April 28, 2019
Bruh did u see the Thanosi yet
A what?
A Thanosi!
Wtf Jim
Thanosi by Supah Mageekal January 10, 2019