Thank Your Mom
The sudden big and random bumps on trails in the woods (also known as yahoo's or diversion ditch) that make a path for water runoff on the hill.
Thank Your Mom by scummaz December 25, 2009
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Faster Than Your Mom
Faster Than Your Mom is a term used to describe a gamer who sandbags or is new to a game. It is a term you would use when one of these actions occur.
Friend: “Where you taking the killer?”
Poison: “I’m taking the killer to shack”
*player decides to sandbag*
“HOLY SHIT DWIGHT, MOVE YOUR BITCH ASS FASTER THAN YOUR MOM”
Poison: “I’m taking the killer to shack”
*player decides to sandbag*
“HOLY SHIT DWIGHT, MOVE YOUR BITCH ASS FASTER THAN YOUR MOM”
Faster Than Your Mom by Poison2793 May 19, 2022
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I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.
Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)
I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on by Al_000 May 27, 2023
flatter than your momma's chest
From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.
flatter than your momma's chest by Turkey Dump April 12, 2016
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