A woman so gorgeous that other women would give up chocolate for life to look half as good just for a shot at a fat, smelly millionaire with a heart condition.
I bet Lauren Francesca is better than chocolate even with her hair in curlers.
When you are so happy that you are willing to give chocolate to the person to thank someone. You cannot afford, you don't want to or you don't now how to buy chocolate. Instead, you send a mental and spiritual box of chocolates to the person. The person is satisfied because it's the intention that counts. You can say it to the person, write it or send it telepathically. The last one is preferable because it has a deeper meaning and it penetrates the soul.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!