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titration position 

When you grab your girl and make her do a handstand so you can get easy access to the poon then spread her legs. Next whip out your dick and your sodium hydroxide and drop some of that shit into her pus til it aint stank no more and its a nice salmon pink.
Man 1: "DId you hit it last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah, but that shit was acidic af so I had to use the titration position on that bitch"
Man 1: "NIceee, Dude!"
titration position by BigDicNic November 20, 2016

Titration 

a precise method of adding base to acid (or the inverse)so that one may accurately determine how much of one it takes to neutralize the other.
I didn't know the molarity of this acid, but I sure as hell knew the volume of acid, and the molarity of the base. So, naturally I titrated the acid with the base to find out what volume of base was needed to neutralize the acid, and then figured out the number of moles of acid involved, with the AMaVa = BMbVb formula. I divided this number by the volume of acid, which gave me the acid's molarity. That particular proccess involving titration is called "standardization."
Titration by James Hoover January 26, 2008

Titration 

Prenetration of the females mammary glands (also Titration (aka titrimetry)1 is a common laboratory method of quantitative chemical analysis that is used to determine the unknown concentration of a known reactant)
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ThatIrrationalDollar 

ThatIrrationalDollar — StreetSlang/Poetry

A noun used to describe an unattainable goal. In which “Dollar” is being the variable word for said goal.

The beauty lies in the eloquently knitted duvet of the mathematical universe which threads know none thinner, and which folds are too intricate and minute that none will be able to put a rule to its depths.
Thing A: “yo sup wid it dawg, how it swinging”

Thing B: “shiiit dawg, shit just ain’t swanging how it should be swanging”

Thing A: “ouch, I hear ya loud and clear bud, you wanna talk about it eh?”

Thing B: “nah we aight we aight, I guess…I’m just forever ChacingThatIrrationalDollar”

Thing A: “fuck man, I told you already, you ain’t neva-eva gonna truly get all of that bread Homie. Those crumbs just too small to pick up with those hands”

Thing B“Hmmmf maybe yo right homedawg but ig thats just the beauty of this universe we’re in”

*Thing A and Thing B hug like two real G’s do*
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doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011
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Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.
Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
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WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
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