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Thaitan at first is a super shy guy and is very quiet but when you get to know him he bursts out of his shell. He is super kind and has a great sense of humor. He will always make you laugh and cheer you up when your down. Before you know it you two will be getting in trouble for talking too much during class. He is a super chill guy and he can take a joke. He is the funniest, kindest, chillest person you will ever meet. He is one of a kind.
Jordan: "Thaitan is super shy."
James: "What? No, he's super talkative."
Thaitan by ShareIt.com January 20, 2020
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Thailand RTO 

When a scandalous Reverse Take Over happens in a publicly traded company. Being deceived and sold a shell company only to findout its not at all what you thought it was. Deception at the highest degree. A pig with lipstick. A falsified set of documents. Paying for something only to discover its not even close to what was stated. Getting a hot hooker with big rims in Thailand , a penthouse suite, bottles of champagne only to discover a giant black cock hanging to her knee.
By then its to late. You blew all your money and now your bent over looking for the Vaseline.
" Damn that hooker is hot," my buddy Steve said she's a ten. " I don't know bro, I think I see a buldge. Better make sure she's not a Thailand RTO...
" Hey man I guarantee its a real Rolex, I'm selling it cheap cuz I dont wear it anymore. " It better not be a fucken Thailand RTO...
Thailand RTO by Tony parsnips November 2, 2020

Thailand 

If you want to be the prime minister, you need to be a military first. And then you do the coup d'etat. Now, you can manipulate all the laws that can give you advantages in the real election.
Did you hear about the election in Thailand that was done by nasty disgusting Prayuth Hua Kuai? I heard that the sum of all votes exceed the number of people who voted.
Thailand by Prayed March 24, 2019
Very artistic, Creative, And kind. Usually a cute guy/girl. Very trustworthy and smart. Suceeds in school and does her/his best in anything done. Usually has more then one best friend, and trusts people too quick.
There are only few "Taitan" in this world. So if this is your name, feel proud.
Taitan by reddy12345667890 November 29, 2011
Taitan is a very cool person that has a MASSIVE SCHLONG. Taitan will also steal yo anime girl if you aren't careful. Taitan is the minecraft pvp god
OMG YOU ARE LIKE Tainan
Sheeesh Taitan you are bussin

Thailand 

One of the best nations there is.
A:Dude, I heard Thailand finally elected a new prime minister.
B:Cool! Who is it.
A: Sike Prayut will always be the prime minister of Thailand.
Thailand by PrayutLand September 9, 2019

Thailand surprise 

A "Thailand surprise" is when your female date, prostitute, etc. reveals her genitalia, which, to your surprise, are male genitals.
The climactic scene in "The Crying Game" is a textbook example of a "Thailand Surprise."
Thailand surprise by Brice Guthtree January 15, 2006
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