Texty texter 

A person who you have met on the Internet or an acquaintance who constantly texts you and never wants to meet up or hang out. It's as if there are ghosts but they take up all of your time if you bother to talk to them.

Boss: you're sitting at your desk but you're not working you just on your phone what the hell are you doing? Worker: I'm just texting page for the millionth time today. I talked to her all the time for months but we have never met.

Boss: Page is a texty texter. Fuck that bitch and get back to work

Texty texter by sKandelous April 17, 2015

texty texterton 

Somebody who does nothing but txt all day.

Joe: blah blah blah Twitter blah blah blah TFLN blah blah blah YouTube

Frank: @Joe, you're such a texty texterton, you do nothing but twitter all day!!

texty texterton by jevanyn December 30, 2009

Texte 

(Pronounced like /teste/) A persons who is texting on their phone and not paying attention to where they are going.

Did you see that? That texte just walked right into a fountain! What a gonad!

Texte by foolm2 August 14, 2011

banana texte is marvellous 

A phrase expressing that you like how you can text on the banana phone.

The banana phone is very good, banana texte is marvellous!

banana texte is marvellous by PlaceReporter99 March 5, 2023

banana texte is marvellous 

A phrase indicating that you like how you can send text messages on the banana phone.

I like the banana phone, banana texte is marvellous!

banana texte is marvellous by PlaceReporter99 March 5, 2023

banana texte 

The fact that you can send text messages in the banana phone.

I can use banana texte, I have a banana phone!

banana texte by PlaceReporter99 March 11, 2023