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text-drive 

The act of text dating to the point where you fall in deep love and end up driving to where the lover is living at so you can date them in real life and or eventualy have sex.
similer to the movie sex drive but with a phone.

similer to text relationship sexting text-drive
(man)you are going to california just to see her?

(guy)yea so what.

(man)thats five states away!

(guy)its a text-drive bro learn to deal with it. >:(
text-drive by $~MAD~$~DOG~$ July 13, 2010
Words you can keep

text drive 

The urge or compulsion to text, tweet, or comment. Analogous to sex drive, varying enormously from one person to another, and depending on circumstances at a particular time.
She asked me to follow her back on Twitter, but I explained it would be unsatisfying because we had different text drives; I was more of a few times a week type and she was more of a several times a day type.
text drive by Callaman June 11, 2011

drive-by text 

when a friend sends you a text message or instant message then does not reply to your response.
Last night Leah passed out after she texted me. I got drive-by texted.
drive-by text by jsam238 October 17, 2008

Drive-by text 

When a person has ghosted someone they have had an intimate relationship with, but then shoots off random text either because they want something from them or is designed to keep them thinking it's not over when it is.
He totally ghosted his wife, but he shoots her a drive-by text once in while when he needs something.
Drive-by text by Robin_1986 October 16, 2021

testdrivemf 

@testdrivemf is a stan twitter account. her name
is brooke and shes probaly sexier than all ur moots. she makes all the cupcakes mad. testdrivemf orginally joined twitter as @simpforari back in march 2020 but ditched that account and became @testdrivemf february 2021. dont try to have the same pfp as her, she will make you cry.
@testdrivemf is the hottest and funniest person alive!!! omg i wish she would follow back 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
testdrivemf by nottestdrivemf April 11, 2021

textdriving 

The act of sending or receiving text messages while operating a motor vehicle.
Cary was textdriving while returning from Mexia, Tx and almost had an accident.
textdriving by Ron Henderson June 3, 2008

TestDriven-Undies 

When you are looking for a new pair of undies in a "Dirt Cheap" and stumble up a ripe pair that have seen the light at the end of the tunnel then went to hell and came back for revenge.
Whece: Hey bro, this man-thong looks pretty dope and it's only $2.99!
Boog: Dude you see that brown shit I think those have been TEST DRIVEN.
Tyler: Man what a steal, let me try them on my face first to make sure they fit right.
Nibslug: All I own is TestDriven-Undies!
TestDriven-Undies by Creamy Dudlius December 6, 2021
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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