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Textourettes 

The unfortunate habit of spewing thoughtless, seemingly random, usually inappropriate and/or profane thoughts via text message. Often, these sentiments may be true, but fall under the category of "OK to think, but not to say out loud."
Texter: Your mom's ass is f#%$in tight in those jeans!!!

Textee: Dude. They have meds for textourettes now. Talk to your doctor.
Textourettes by gregor_y November 22, 2010

Tetrette's 

A condition similar to Coprolalia (the condition which causes one to shout obscenities involuntarily, often confused with Tourette's syndrome) brought on temporarily by making mistakes while playing Tetris.
Anna: Piss! Shit! Ass!

Dave: What's wrong with Anna? Does she have coprolalia?

Grace: No, she's just playing tetris.

Dave: Ah, another tragic case of Tetrette's.
Tetrette's by Yar! A pirate! October 28, 2010

Tearettes Syndrome

A non-curable syndrome were a person will without warning break into tears. This syndrome is passed by parents and is more common in women.

It is known as the cousin of tourettes syndrome
Guy: So how did you like the movie babe?
Girl: It was the sweetest movie ive ever seen! BOOOO-HOOO
Guy: Honey i think your tearettes syndrome is flaring up again.

terettes 

a mental disease in which you can't controll random screaming or uncontrolled cursing
my frend ryder has terettes
terettes by weed king October 26, 2007

Textrette's 

Sending a completely random text.
I think Lisa is suffering from Textrette's. She just sent me a text saying, "MEN'S ASSES!!!"
Textrette's by jupitermudd December 20, 2010

textourettes 

the involuntary outburst of finger movement over a communication device that causes letters, words or phrases to be written unintentionally
"shall we go to the cinema tomorrow? FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY"
"bob your textourettes, is playing up again"