Textourettes 

The unfortunate habit of spewing thoughtless, seemingly random, usually inappropriate and/or profane thoughts via text message. Often, these sentiments may be true, but fall under the category of "OK to think, but not to say out loud."

Texter: Your mom's ass is f#%$in tight in those jeans!!!

Textee: Dude. They have meds for textourettes now. Talk to your doctor.

Textourettes by gregor_y November 22, 2010

textourettes 

the involuntary outburst of finger movement over a communication device that causes letters, words or phrases to be written unintentionally

"shall we go to the cinema tomorrow? FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY"
"bob your textourettes, is playing up again"

textourettes by nutella111238291 July 25, 2014

Textourettes 

The act of texting random words and letters during the middle of a text

Recieved:So the other day I was all hjbgshjgbajfhbtgghbnahbgtghfbgtrgthbtgalhgbgt and it made me mad.

Sent: Dude what's with the textourettes?

Textourettes by xPOSSE21x September 23, 2010

sextourettes

When your sex partner, that normally doesn't partake in sexual "dirty talk" (they may even normally find it degrading and disgusting), begins emitting nasty words without control. It’s almost as if they have gotten a temporary case of Tourette’s syndrome. It’s just that it all feels so damn good that’s all they can say. Hey, we’ve all been there!

Hey Jim, I musta really had my mojo workin' last night. My normally cadaverous librarian girlfriend had a case of the sextourettes while we was doin' it. I didn't even know she knew some of those words! Damn, I'm still trying to figure out what I did so I can do it again. So's she!

sextourettes by Schmackie February 6, 2008

Textrettes 

The inability to control oneselfs emotions when texting.

That Aaron guy is a real arsehole once he starts texting.......I think he might have Textrettes.... he should see a therapist.

Textrettes by Urbane wordsmith February 28, 2024