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Textfling 

Two people who are interested in eachother for whatever reason find themselves looking at their phones from time to time to see if their fling has texted.
text fling flirt phone anticipation textfling
Textfling by this girls a car junkie September 9, 2011
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dry texting 

1 when one isn't in the mood to text but does anyway.
sending one or two word replys.
ok, sure, yeah, yah, mmhm, lol, dry texting
dry texting by annoyed texter December 30, 2010

Dry Texting 

Dry texting is when someone texts you with little to no words and sends about one or two replies. They usually get on your nerves to the point where you want to smash your phone.
Examples of Dry Texting is

“Lmao”
“Lol”

“Haha”

texting $0 

not having to pay to send a text message

XMPP enables the smart phone user to send messages in text at zero cost: make the parents happy, more money to spend
texting $0 = xmpp
texting $0 by prosody pro April 9, 2012

Texting Buddies 

When you text someone a lot, get really close to and hang out often.
Oh yeah Maura and I are texting buddies.
Texting Buddies by ticktac January 14, 2010

Forever Texting 

Verb.

1. Lengthy text conversations lasting hours, days or weeks. These text exchanges are continuous and fluid with no clear beginning or end, and tend to be time consuming. These messages can be pleasant or unpleasant, however are typically with someone whom you currently have romantic attachment to, or would like to see romantic attachment in the future.
I should really focus on my studying, but my girl is really into forever texting and I can't get anything done. I do it because I love her!

This guy won't ask me out: all he wants to do is forever text! Let's go on a freaking date already! This is such a time suck!

I was in a forever group text with my best friends so no one went to bed until 3A.M.!

My boyfriend loves to forever text because he's working at a computer all day, but I can't really do it because I'm in social service.

Wiener texting

The act of sending a text message by strategically flopping your chode upon the cold surface of your phone's touchscreen keyboard, then proceeding to flop it upon the 'send' key.
Person one: Bro, why the hell did you send me a bunch of random letters?
Person two: HOW DARE YOU! I was wiener texting you.
Person one: I consider it a distinct honor.
Wiener texting by dsman444 May 15, 2016
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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