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Verb.

1. Lengthy text conversations lasting hours, days or weeks. These text exchanges are continuous and fluid with no clear beginning or end, and tend to be time consuming. These messages can be pleasant or unpleasant, however are typically with someone whom you currently have romantic attachment to, or would like to see romantic attachment in the future.
I should really focus on my studying, but my girl is really into forever texting and I can't get anything done. I do it because I love her!

This guy won't ask me out: all he wants to do is forever text! Let's go on a freaking date already! This is such a time suck!

I was in a forever group text with my best friends so no one went to bed until 3A.M.!

My boyfriend loves to forever text because he's working at a computer all day, but I can't really do it because I'm in social service.
by Grammar Cracker May 14, 2015
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Verb.

1. Lying about your age while online dating. Any dating website can be used, but the word is derived from the Bumble dating application.
"Omg. This girl totally Benjamin Bumbled me. The profile she used online said she was 27, but when we went out, she admitted she lied for a bigger dating pool. She's actually 32."
by Grammar Cracker April 13, 2017
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A combination between the words "squishy" and "smoosh". Used in context, both "smoosh" and "squishy" can be replaced by "smooshie" to make more concise sentences. Instead of saying "I smooshed you with my squishy boobs," you could say "I smooshied you."
sense = made.
I smooshied you and you liked it.
by Grammar Cracker April 23, 2011
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