textacre

to send a ridiculous amount of texts to the same person in a matter of minutes

man 1:have you heard from john? ...i havent been able to get thru to him since his breakup with jenny

man2: oh you didnt hear?..jenny has been textacreing him

textacre by billy goat jr March 12, 2009

Textache 

when your brain is fried from typing nonsensical answers to nonsensical questions

I am unable to carry on with this ludicrous confab due to the fact that I have an unmistakable textache.

Textache by TOPTOBOTTOM69 August 23, 2016

textcrement 

the act of texting while pooping

person 1's text: what are you doing?
person 2's text: taking a shit.
person 1's text: ew, quit your textcrement!

textcrement by sophiagrace7 April 6, 2010

Textacle

Taking a picture of ones balls or junk and sending it via text message to someone.

Dude Jake and Angie broke up. He got caught sending a textacle to some other chick.

Textacle by De'scuvottino September 21, 2013

textcrement 

the act of texting while sitting on the toilet relieving your bows.

Girl 1: So did Johny text you?

Girl 2:Yeah but i think there was some textcrement going on.

Girl 1: NO WAY! THAT'S SO GROSS!!! how rude.

Girl 2: I know right, tell me about it.

textcrement by Slefmruts Yerffej April 5, 2010