When someone sends you such a long text (normally consisting of 7+ pages) that it could almost be considered a novel.
Jim: Dude holy shit, Jenny just sent me like ten full texts in a row.
Tom: Damn. She must have skills equal to JRR Tolkien, eh?
Jim: I know. She always sends me text novels.
Tom: Damn. She must have skills equal to JRR Tolkien, eh?
Jim: I know. She always sends me text novels.
by Izionn June 10, 2010
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You should read the Text Novella Shelley sent me. Her and John had a huge blow out fight last night and he packed and moved his stuff this morning.
From Shelly 1/3: You aren't gonna believe what happened, John started again on me with his jealousy routine. He accused me of dating all the guys I work with again.
From Shelly 2/3: I tried to explain that we sometimes all get together for drinks after work. Totally innocent. Then he started asking me why I don't ever invite him to these things if they are "totally innocent", he actually did the air quotes if you can believe it. So we yelled forever last night, he slept on the couch and packed his clothes and left this morning!
From Shelly 3/3: Can you believe it? Should I be happy he is gone? I miss him so much already!!!! Should I call him?
From Shelly 1/3: You aren't gonna believe what happened, John started again on me with his jealousy routine. He accused me of dating all the guys I work with again.
From Shelly 2/3: I tried to explain that we sometimes all get together for drinks after work. Totally innocent. Then he started asking me why I don't ever invite him to these things if they are "totally innocent", he actually did the air quotes if you can believe it. So we yelled forever last night, he slept on the couch and packed his clothes and left this morning!
From Shelly 3/3: Can you believe it? Should I be happy he is gone? I miss him so much already!!!! Should I call him?
by Omega in Colorado November 23, 2010
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a Textovel is sending a very long text message that usually will be broken up into seperate messages because u went over the character limit, resulting in the reciever to look through 3-5 pages of text from you
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Guy: hey whats up?
Girl:nothing much hbu? omg today me and lucie where at the mall and there was this one guy...
after reading her textovel the guy became very aggitated because he doesnt have unlimited text and each new message in his inbox costs him money
Girl:nothing much hbu? omg today me and lucie where at the mall and there was this one guy...
after reading her textovel the guy became very aggitated because he doesnt have unlimited text and each new message in his inbox costs him money
by rileyroxon October 24, 2009
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