Texas hand shake
Texas hand shake by humina man2 December 16, 2011
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Texas Handshake
The act of delivering a friendly handshake while your partner is spread eagle. "One in the Pink, Four in the Stink". It's the handshake so big it could only come from Texas: The Texas Handshake!
Kris: I can't believe you gave her a Texas Handshake in the Parking Lot!
Stan: Fit like a glove. Wanna smell my fingers?
Stan: Fit like a glove. Wanna smell my fingers?
Texas Handshake by asiandong April 18, 2016
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Texas Handshake
Bobby was really giving it to Jed hard last night, but to be generous, he gave Jed the ol' Texas Handshake.
Texas Handshake by Pistol Petey November 12, 2009
West Texas Handshake
A sexual act in which a person inserts four fingers into his/her partner and then sucks thier exposed thumb. This act is very popular in Western Texas.
Smokey: Wanna do some oxys and fuck?
T Boogey Whatup: Yeah Boy! Let me get a West Texas Handshake in front of my captain geeg.
T Boogey Whatup: Yeah Boy! Let me get a West Texas Handshake in front of my captain geeg.
West Texas Handshake by Giddy-Up Tony September 29, 2010
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