Texas Two-Step 

When a woman gives a man a harmless blowjob, using salsa for that added spice, and he finishes and she gets ready to go, thinking she is done. Then the man pulls out a lasso, ropes the girl back, and starts fucking her for real, using the cowgirl position of course. Bonus points for hogtying the girl.

Texan #1: Did you give her the ole' Texas Two-Step?
Texan #2: Fuck yeah, and she's coming back for more tonight!

Texas Two-Step by thisisnotmyrealname22 February 12, 2010

Texas Two-Step 

When violating someone anally, pull out quickly, so that the person forms a pink sock, and proceed to roll the person over and step on the sock with both feet. Yee Haw!

You may have done the Can-Can last night, but I did the Texas Two-Step

Texas Two-Step by SomeOtherTime January 12, 2008

Texas Two-Step

The Texas Two-Step is when a man has sex with a woman, and then later on that same day, has sex with a second woman (who is unaware of the sexual activities the man engaged in earlier), without having washed himself off in between women.

Tony: "Man, you sure are busy these days! You never have time to hang out anymore. What's been up, man?"
Rick: "Sorry bro, I've been crushing so much pussy lately, it's getting out of hand! I even did the Texas Two-Step last night, because I didn't have time to go home and shower before fucking Kelly, after I fucked Rachel."
Tony: "Awh man thats brutal. Save some pussy for the rest of us, bro!"

Texas Two-Step by Miss Hell Kitten March 10, 2026

texas-two-step 

When you are driving, want to change lanes, and there is someone in the other lane...Quickly jerk the wheel into that lane but stay in your lane. This panics the driver and as they hit the brakes, you get the room you need to safely move into that lane.

This car will not let me over, time to do the texas two step.

texas-two-step by hans September 24, 2004

texas two step 

After taking a dump and buttoning your pants, a Texas Two Step is when you have to walk back to the toilet after two steps and poop again.

I ate a burrito last night and just had to do a Texas Two Step.

texas two step by SCL9994 November 2, 2007

texas two step 

When you take a mis-step while being drunk.

When you nearly fall down drunk while executing the texas two step

texas two step by creep_nwwf2 October 7, 2008

Texas two step 

When two people are approaching in opposite directions, intending to pass each other. When close, both people choose the same side to pass each other on and are forced to stop. A second step to the other side follows, and upon realizing each of their fatal flaw they exchange an embarrassing look and proceed on their way.

Dude, every time I’m trying to walk past someone we end up Texas Two Stepping

Texas two step by Two Step Tutorials October 20, 2018