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It refers to the growth and shrinkage patterns of your dick with respect to the unpredictable weather patterns of Texas.
Nathan: "man, winter in texas is exciting”
Samuel: “why?”
Nathan: "because you can play Texas Turtle”
Samuel: “what? …wtf is Texas Turtle?”
Nathan: “it’s when you play hide n seek with your dick”
Samuel: “…the fuck?"
Nathan: "yeah! and if you can’t find your dick at all or get bored and don’t want to have to break the news to your dick because it might get awkward, just wait a few hours and it’ll be like summer outside”
by platonymous December 20, 2016
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