backwards texas turtle

When you put the erected penis through the legs so it's sticking out the back. Then you proceed to putting the penis into an asshole ( The asshole must be gaping) and start fucking it like there is no tomorrow.

Dude last night was so great, I gave Jessica a backwards Texas turtle!

by ResentedMoose January 2, 2017

texas turtle head

When you have a turtle head poking out and a guy sticks his dick on the turtle head and keeps shoving it in and out

She was so nasty she wanted me to do a Texas turtle head with her

by im dat guy... April 13, 2015

Texas Snapping Turtle

Plain and simply a vagina

That girl has the most rank Texas Snapping Turtle I've ever smelt

by Andrizzle Brother fizzle February 16, 2005

Texas Turtles

Another name for bed bugs.

Don’t you know that hotel is prime territory of Texas Turtles?

by Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov April 8, 2018