Texas Tea Bag

The process of putting your sweaty nutsac on the forehead of passed out buddy, or your girlfriend.

I just got back from the gym, so I gave Billy a Texas Teabag while he was passed out on the couch.

Texas Tea Bag by Hans and Mike July 25, 2003

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Texas Tea Bag

a tea bag position with the ass on the face followed by a wet fart.

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Texas Tea Bag by mikegav October 18, 2008

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texas teabag

To cover one's nutsac with tabasco sauce and proceed to teabag (put your balls on one's forehead) another person so that it stings their eyes.

How do your eyes feel after i texas teabagged you?

texas teabag by aaa December 24, 2004

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Texas teabag ticklers

Huge butterfly like false eyelashes that are used to Butterfly kiss you like your Mom used to, just not where.

My Mom used to give me butterfly kisses on my face as a child with her eyelashes, well I was teabagging this gal from Dallas that had the biggest Texas teabag ticklers I ever saw, they caused me to flash back like Kung Fu to my Mother kissing me and I immediately went impotent!

Texas teabag ticklers by cobrafang May 19, 2021