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Texas Face 

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The physical appearance of someone who looks friendly, familiar, approachable or generally trustworthy.
People often stop and ask him for directions because he’s got Texas face.
Texas Face by Shrug Dog Millionaire November 24, 2021
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texas facemask 

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When you shove your head up your partner's ass and vomit upon their prostate.
"I force-fed Elizabeth some Ipecac and convinced her to put on the ol' Texas Facemask!
texas facemask by Dick Willey June 1, 2007
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Texas faced sports cunt 

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One who insists on driving an early model red sports car with Texas plates. Can usually be found warming up the engine by over revving before 9 am on Sunday mornings.
"What's that noise honey?"
"Go back to sleep dear, It's only the Texas faced sports cunt from upstairs"
Texas faced sports cunt by Teddy Hancock August 4, 2008
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East-Texas Faceshield

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A term that refers to a woman getting ejaculate sprayed over her face. Meant to look like a face-shield.
Did you see the picture of Ann? Joe definitely gave her an East-Texas Faceshield!
East-Texas Faceshield by HAV0C_ December 27, 2020
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