Texas Face

Brady/Pinhead Larry lookin face

Person1: Did you se that kids face?
Person2: Yeah he had a weird ass texas face.

by Jerry Hambone December 29, 2016

Texas faced sports cunt

One who insists on driving an early model red sports car with Texas plates. Can usually be found warming up the engine by over revving before 9 am on Sunday mornings.

"What's that noise honey?"
"Go back to sleep dear, It's only the Texas faced sports cunt from upstairs"

by Teddy Hancock August 4, 2008

Texas Face

The physical appearance of someone who looks friendly, familiar, approachable or generally trustworthy.

People often stop and ask him for directions because he’s got Texas face.

by Shrug Dog Millionaire November 24, 2021