Texas Face 

Brady/Pinhead Larry lookin face

Person1: Did you se that kids face?
Person2: Yeah he had a weird ass texas face.

Texas Face by Jerry Hambone December 29, 2016

Texas Face 

The physical appearance of someone who looks friendly, familiar, approachable or generally trustworthy.

People often stop and ask him for directions because he’s got Texas face.

Texas Face by Shrug Dog Millionaire November 24, 2021

texas facemask 

When you shove your head up your partner's ass and vomit upon their prostate.

"I force-fed Elizabeth some Ipecac and convinced her to put on the ol' Texas Facemask!

texas facemask by Dick Willey June 1, 2007

Texas faced sports cunt 

One who insists on driving an early model red sports car with Texas plates. Can usually be found warming up the engine by over revving before 9 am on Sunday mornings.

"What's that noise honey?"
"Go back to sleep dear, It's only the Texas faced sports cunt from upstairs"

Texas faced sports cunt by Teddy Hancock August 4, 2008

East-Texas Faceshield

A term that refers to a woman getting ejaculate sprayed over her face. Meant to look like a face-shield.

Did you see the picture of Ann? Joe definitely gave her an East-Texas Faceshield!

East-Texas Faceshield by HAV0C_ December 27, 2020