Texas Donut

Verb.

-to shove your foot into the anus of someone else while wearing a cowboy boot.

My wife wanted to try something new, so I put on my cowboy boots and Texas Donuted her.

by BigBlackManWithBigBlackBalls July 13, 2009

Texas Donut

A description of your asshole after you've have a really hard time dropping a turd. It feels like its stretched and shit is everywhere.

Dude, worst shit ever. Talk about a real texas donut.

by Trashboy November 16, 2014

dont mess with texas

George bush is de-1337 of ur face and will kill kerrys donkey face, iraqis must die, and they r so yay for bush. now kerry will drink his urine cuz now he has to kiss bushs' ass

bush is d shizzle my nigger

by HellSing March 28, 2005