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the art in which a man or woman from texas finds and locates a dead man or woman, buys a fresh piece of corn from a local shop. shoves it up the dead persons asshole or vagina or both. then goes home and rams it up their own ass untill acheiving an orgasm.
by TONYGILLIGAN April 25, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.
Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.
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by Lothar January 13, 2018
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