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texas blowjob 

Like a normal blowjob but the girl straddles the man and he plays with her rusty sheriff's badge.
Girl: Hey baby wanna 69?
Boy: Yeah, jump on board and give me a texas blowjob cos I'm going to shove a finger up your ass
texas blowjob by positionman June 16, 2013

Dirty Texas Blowjob 

when bryson is sitting in a corner iglooing and your getting blown by a homeless man with a mouthful of mayonnaise and then you give him a dirty wet facial and whilst the bryson is in the corner you begin to rainbow kiss him while straddling him and munting your aborted fetus
Sam: i walked into a frat party last night and there they were each giving eachother a dirty texas blowjob
Alex: holy crap bro
Dirty Texas Blowjob by rollthtblnt October 10, 2025

Texas Blow Job 

When one person licks in and around the other persons asshole.
Also known as a tossed salad.
"That freak bitch on the corner gives a mean texas blow job!"
Texas Blow Job by J-Bills March 12, 2008

Texas blow job 

wen a smoker with a whole in their neck gives u a blow job with that whole in da neck.
come here honey an let me give u a texas blow job
Texas blow job by Tiggol biddies August 28, 2009

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026