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Texan blizzard

Where you cum into a fan and your partner sits on the other side trying to avoid the cum
I caught that guy trying to give my wife a Texan blizzard
by A random shithead May 23, 2023
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Texas Blizzard

A wimpy storm that causes a huge amount of damage
Ugh that storm last night sure was a Texas Blizzard
by Ralphalpha February 22, 2021
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texas blizzard

a texas bizzard is where you do a line of coke off a hookers ass crack and shave the butt hairs prior to doing the line then she farts the coke and ass hairs and you cum at the same time
steven: yo dude i got a wicked texas blizzard last night from a hooker
by xXfartsmellaXx September 19, 2025
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