a texas bizzard is where you do a line of coke off a hookers ass crack and shave the butt hairs prior to doing the line then she farts the coke and ass hairs and you cum at the same time
by xXfartsmellaXx September 19, 2025

John: Yo I got a crazy tumble weeding last night.
Jack: Yo thats crazy you let that stacy chick fart her ass hairs into your face?
john: fuck yeah dude!!!!! smelled raunchy as FUCK
Jack: Yo thats crazy you let that stacy chick fart her ass hairs into your face?
john: fuck yeah dude!!!!! smelled raunchy as FUCK
by xXfartsmellaXx September 19, 2025
