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An alternative spelling of the day of the week Tuesday. It comes after Monday and before Wednesday. It's usually a misspelling, but it doesn't have to be anymore.
"John, I'll see you on Teusday."

"It's okay Hank, we'll make Teusday a thing."
Teusday by dftba32 October 26, 2012
Words you can keep
Alternate spelling for Tuesday that better people use. (Pronounced: Tee-ooze-daay)
Call me up, and we can go out Teusday night.
Teusday by lefletter18 August 5, 2005

Tuesday Rock 

A type of music originating in the 1990s, characterized by a heavy beat and a grungy depressing singer. Tuesday Rock is typically played on Tuesdays or days that people who are very one-minded chose the music to listen to. Common Tuesday Rock bands include STP, Faith No More, Audioslave,
Did you hear the new Tuesday Rock song, "Shmell her" by Stone Temple Pilots. Paul LOVES that song!
Tuesday Rock by Kris Korniell May 24, 2018

must be tuesday 

A phrase normally used when an outsider tells you something crazy that just happened but in actual fact it is a common occurrence in your strange fucked up life and just like any other day.
Phil - "Holy crap! Geoff just tripled himself in the middle of the parking lot!"

Kevin - "It must be Tuesday."

Randy Tuesday 

Everyone sits in a circle and strokes the cock of the person to the left. This can be only done on a Tuesday on the 22nd behind the Taco Bell on 6th Ave.
Zack's favorite day is Randy Tuesday. His favorite part is sitting in the middle and enjoying the shower.
Randy Tuesday by AbleistToad December 6, 2022

just another tuesday

Par for the course. When something outrageous happens and a blase attitude is adopted in the face of it.
"I went out to the car to find I have two flat tires. Just another Tuesday."
just another tuesday by JormanThoad February 22, 2017

treason tuesday 

When respectable investigative news outlets drop their heaviest Trump-Russia collusion stories (typically between 5 and 7p.)
Can't wait for the Treason Tuesday 5p bombshell from WaPo or NY Times! *eats popcorn*
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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