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Tit test 

A sneaky way to see if a girl's snatch stinks.
Finger said broad, rub wet fingers on tit of your choice, smell the tit to evaluate the stank from her nether region.

Never get caught smelling your fingers again!
I hooked up with Martha last night... Give her the tit test, thank God! Her snapper was stankin'!
Tit test by Rustle ohms August 26, 2019
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Titty Test 

A preemptive vaginal smell test. Where by you finger a chick then proceed to cup her breast, lick her nipple and smell your finger simultaneously. Determining if you should munch it or not.
Matt was with this drunk girl trailer park girl and decided it was better to titty test her before trespassing on her dirt farm.
Titty Test by mva boys January 25, 2010

titmus test

when one places their saliva absorbed index finger in between the breast of a woman and pulls it out quickly. It's also called a boob willy.
joshua licked finger and quickly rubbed it between ashley's boobs giving her his titmus test.
titmus test by joshua burns August 23, 2006

titmus test

when one places their saliva absorbed index finger in between the breast of a woman and pulls it out quickly. It's also called a boob willy.
joshua licked his finger and quickly rubbed it between ashley's boobs giving her a titmus test.
titmus test by joshua burns September 14, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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