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Tit test 

A sneaky way to see if a girl's snatch stinks.
Finger said broad, rub wet fingers on tit of your choice, smell the tit to evaluate the stank from her nether region.

Never get caught smelling your fingers again!
I hooked up with Martha last night... Give her the tit test, thank God! Her snapper was stankin'!
Tit test by Rustle ohms August 26, 2019
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Titty Test 

A preemptive vaginal smell test. Where by you finger a chick then proceed to cup her breast, lick her nipple and smell your finger simultaneously. Determining if you should munch it or not.
Matt was with this drunk girl trailer park girl and decided it was better to titty test her before trespassing on her dirt farm.
Titty Test by mva boys January 25, 2010

titmus test

when one places their saliva absorbed index finger in between the breast of a woman and pulls it out quickly. It's also called a boob willy.
joshua licked finger and quickly rubbed it between ashley's boobs giving her his titmus test.
titmus test by joshua burns August 23, 2006

titmus test

when one places their saliva absorbed index finger in between the breast of a woman and pulls it out quickly. It's also called a boob willy.
joshua licked his finger and quickly rubbed it between ashley's boobs giving her a titmus test.
titmus test by joshua burns September 14, 2008

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026