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A very loving and nice girl. She's amazing!
She is so nice, she is such a Teske
Teske by Mar.god November 22, 2021
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teske • Teskey • Colonel Teske • tekken • tasker • tekker • teke • teakettle • Tenken • teshed
Family of trolls that would often perform sexual acts on their mother. They resemble carnies and wipe their asses with sticks in the back alleys of town.
Man, those inbreds on that episode of the X Files were like a Teske!
Teske by Your mom666 October 3, 2008
A bussiness poser who feels that his/her sales skills are the best in the buissness even though they never meet or exceed goals.
That teske just murfed another deal.
teske by kidd1300 March 6, 2009

Colonel Teske 

Name for any subpar individual that mistakenly believes he/she maintains a high standard of etiquette.
"man, that waiter at the cracker barrel really Colonel Teske'd it up when he asked us to pass out our own food"

"Did you see that Colonel Teske at the Southern Gentleman's ball last night? He asked his date to hold the door open so he could make a better entrance"
A simple man who buys his wife from Russia and doesn't know anything about bdo and life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Tekeii is a faggot
tekeii by Rawrior September 25, 2017

Ayla Tesler-Mabe 

Ayla Tesler- Mabe is guitarist in calpurnia who plays Minecraft loudly in hotels and wears funky pants which everyone loves. She is also in another band called ludic.
“That girl Ayla Tesler-Mabe is an amazing guitarist”
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