Family of trolls that would often perform sexual acts on their mother. They resemble carnies and wipe their asses with sticks in the back alleys of town.
Name for any subpar individual that mistakenly believes he/she maintains a high standard of etiquette.
"man, that waiter at the cracker barrel really Colonel Teske'd it up when he asked us to pass out our own food"
"Did you see that Colonel Teske at the Southern Gentleman's ball last night? He asked his date to hold the door open so he could make a better entrance"
Ayla Tesler- Mabe is guitarist in calpurnia who plays Minecraft loudly in hotels and wears funky pants which everyone loves. She is also in another band called ludic.