a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)

Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.

flatusidal tendencies by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

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Uzui Tengen

A tall, flamboyant and attractive man from the anime “Kimetsu no Yaiba”. A former Shinobi, he is best known as the Sound Pillar, and retired shortly after his battle with the upper moon(s) 6. He wields two explosive Nichirin blades, which he carries wrapped up on his back. With multiple wives, bulging muscles and a massive cock, it is safe to say that Tengen is the embodiment of flamboyance itself.

Wow, I can’t believe Uzui Tengen has bigger tits than me!!

Nobody is as flamboyant as Uzui Tengen!

Uzui Tengen by Weebmaster14 August 19, 2020

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Common Universal Natural Tendency

How to say "Cunt" without making it obvious..

I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..

Common Universal Natural Tendency by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014

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