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Kermiting Suicide 

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying and/or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.
I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting Suicide

Tempting the barracuda 

When a man swims naked in the ocean and his penis is bobbing around like a small fish or similar food morsel.
Terry won't get in the water nude. He's too afraid of tempting the barracuda.

Tempting 

Damn she's so tempting! But I cant ruin my relationship now!
Tempting by lyjadee February 20, 2017

tempting 

When you have a great desire for something.
Oh, that box of chocolates is sooo tempting! But I can't ruin my figure now!
tempting by gracegirl99 November 13, 2013

Kermiting the Frog 

A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.
Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.
Kermiting the Frog by jon glickman January 9, 2009

hermiting 

to conciously decide to dwell alone for long periods of time.
Aaron got bored so he started hermiting again.
hermiting by Pyro November 21, 2002
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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