terd cutter

Slang term for the anus

My girl likes it in the ass, so I shoved my cock in her terd cutter.

by wopdick69 July 21, 2007

Terd Cutter

A fart ripped off that travels around an un pooed terd and picks up the scent.

You smell that? That's a terd cutter.

by D-Lyrix February 19, 2010

Triangle Terd Cutter

When an old lady/man has a flat ass shaped like an upside down triangle.

Check out that chicks triangle terd cutter.

by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers March 11, 2010

Turdcutter

The often overlooked and ignored aspect of a womans body. Located a mere few inches from her most pleasurable of sexual entrances. Small in size and when properly treated, can bring her and her man ultimate pleasure. Its aroma is amazing and its taste, tangy and zesty. The only place a man can get an ass tortilla or be a bung tonguer. Ones penis can find much pleasure and entertainment there when properly approaching your lady for some fine cornhole action or even just to be a Bum Sniffer. Its form fitting shape is snug against the erect penis and can cause extreme and copius orgasms. A Rectum Rooter sweet spot.

Dave: Hey Frank, why the hell is Steve in such a good mood today.
Frank: His wedding anniversary was this weekend.
Dave: So.
Frank: That's the only time hise wife lets him explore her Turdcutter.
Dave: Now I understand.

by The King Cornholer April 19, 2008

turdcutter

Course word for a woman's booty.
Don't use this term for a man's ass or you'll get stomped.

"Ooooh-ee, that Takadra has one fine TURDCUTTER on her."
"I do say, I'm tempted to eat the corn outta her shite."

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

turdcutter

Anus, anal sphincter, ass, cornhole, poopshoot...

Dude .. i'd toss it in her turdcutter... wahhhh!

by rick ladashnaw June 12, 2004

Terdcutter

The o-ring. As the name says it cuts of terds in times of great need. Also shrivels with fright or great irritation.

The Phone started ringin right in the middle of my huge shit, Phew, my terdcutter got some action there!

or:

god jimmy's laugh makes my terdcutter shrivel up like a raisin.

Or:

When Shaun came around my terdcutter cinched up tighter than a wet knot cuz it looked like he was gonna beat my ass

by Jooglyboo December 29, 2008