"Going warp Ten on" Things
Aka, Fucking moving on the bitch
"Dude, Jimmy's fucking warp tenning that buffet"
"Warp Tenning?"
"Going to town on something at a theoretically impossible speed"
"Fucking nerd is what you are."
porco Tensing, is a meme exclamation, originated from the video "Pingu sottotitolato (di nuovo)" where a portion from a Pingu episode is subtitled in italian. Being Pingu language Gibberish the subtitles are obviously fake, and made funny
Porco means pig and it's often used in blasphemy. Tensing is the italian name for the Dragon Ball character Tenshinhan.
Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.
I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.