tenning

The process of looking your absolute best.

Bruh, I look so good in this shirt, I'm straight tenning today.

by Jay Stiz June 20, 2018

Tenning

It’s like 69ing but sucking on your partners toes

Are you down for some tenning tonight

by Blade422 May 9, 2023

Warp Tenning

"Going warp Ten on" Things
Aka, Fucking moving on the bitch

"Dude, Jimmy's fucking warp tenning that buffet"
"Warp Tenning?"
"Going to town on something at a theoretically impossible speed"
"Fucking nerd is what you are."

by saywhaaaaaat? January 19, 2008

porco Tensing [porco Tensing]

porco Tensing, is a meme exclamation, originated from the video "Pingu sottotitolato (di nuovo)" where a portion from a Pingu episode is subtitled in italian. Being Pingu language Gibberish the subtitles are obviously fake, and made funny
Porco means pig and it's often used in blasphemy. Tensing is the italian name for the Dragon Ball character Tenshinhan.

You broke a plate, porco Tensing porco Tensing!

by Dakota264 April 10, 2020

paddy tanninger

Paddy Tanninger the Caddy Manager
seen on Family Guy in various episodes.

"hey you dis boys fadda? paddy tanninger the caddy manager, yeah it rhymes, big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by whatsittoya? March 16, 2008

ball tending

Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.

I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

tenzing

super pretty, funny, kind hearted once you get to know this person
a great friend and fabulous person

oh hot damn tenzing is the bobdiggity

by foshodohbohhoe March 31, 2010