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tendouism 

A religion in where we all STAN our daddy Tendou Satori 😏
Karla: BAKI BAKIπŸ›πŸ›NI πŸ›πŸ›OREπŸ›πŸ› NANI πŸ›πŸ›WO?πŸ›πŸ›KOKOROπŸ›πŸ› WOπŸ›πŸ› DAπŸ›πŸ› YOπŸ› KONAGONAπŸ›πŸ› NI πŸ›πŸ›KUDAKEπŸ›πŸ› NANI πŸ›πŸ›WOπŸ›πŸ› BRUKKO πŸ›πŸ› SEISHIN πŸ›πŸ› WO πŸ›πŸ› DA πŸ›πŸ› YO πŸ›πŸ›
Alanie: What are you saying?
Karla: Its a prayer by Tendouism
tendouism by chiakis wife November 2, 2020

tendo satori 

A red haired boi that Wakatoshi Ushijima loves with all of his heart.
Ushijima: wow tendo satori is the love of my life

Tsukishima: wow you really are gay
Tendou is the #1 miracle boy, 100%not a monster, please stop bullying him :'D Petition to get Tendous bullies a death penalty-
HE'S SO CUTE AND HIS LITTLE BOWL CUT WHEN HE WAS A SMALL CHILD OMG ALKSLKDLKLSDKLSKDLAKDLKDLKSLKDSLSKDLKLSLDKLSKD
"Baki baki ni ore, nani wo? Kokoro wo da yo! Konagona ni kudake, NaNi Wo?" -Tendou Satori, a.k.a. miracle boy
"Oh! It's Mr VaNiLlA~"
tendou by geneSUS January 24, 2021
A ritual for the Teddoomians. Often preformed by these people, Teddoom is a ritual that consists of doing quiet coyote, in a circle with five or more people. The ritual starts off by making a sacrifice to the Teddoom God; also Teddoom. The sacrifice has to be loved by one or more of the Teddoomians participating in the ritual. It has to be living. Once the sacrifice is made, the Teddoom chant has already begun. All the Teddoomians in the circle say β€œTeddoom” simultaneously, then tap their quiet coyotes three times. Any more than three times will lead to instantaneous death.
After dinner, we sacrificed Mom so we could participate in Teddoom!
Teddoom by tcannon0004 October 10, 2018

chicken tendous 

CHICKEN.TENDOUS.
ARE.BEAUTIFUL
have you heard of chicken tendous?
yea they belong to ushijima tho
yea bro...sad

Tendou Kinnie 

Tendou kinnies. The most amazing people you can find out there. They are loyal, funny and it never gets boring with them. They're ready to get in trouble with you for doing dumbass energy stuff and are most of the time members of the alphabet mafia. They also probably had a rough childhood and are often questioning themselves :((

We love you!
Friend 1: Wow, you're so fun to be around!
Friend 2: thanks, I'm a Tendou kinnie
Tendou Kinnie by Kenmas Applepi January 24, 2021