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A large number of chicken tenders served together, typically greater than or equal to 10 tenders.
"Damn, Bobby needs to slow down on those plates of tendoos before he goes into cardiac arrest."
Tendoo by linguisticmaestro July 1, 2022
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tendouism 

A religion in where we all STAN our daddy Tendou Satori 😏
Karla: BAKI BAKI🛐🛐NI 🛐🛐ORE🛐🛐 NANI 🛐🛐WO?🛐🛐KOKORO🛐🛐 WO🛐🛐 DA🛐🛐 YO🛐 KONAGONA🛐🛐 NI 🛐🛐KUDAKE🛐🛐 NANI 🛐🛐WO🛐🛐 BRUKKO 🛐🛐 SEISHIN 🛐🛐 WO 🛐🛐 DA 🛐🛐 YO 🛐🛐
Alanie: What are you saying?
Karla: Its a prayer by Tendouism
tendouism by chiakis wife November 2, 2020

tendo satori 

A red haired boi that Wakatoshi Ushijima loves with all of his heart.
Ushijima: wow tendo satori is the love of my life

Tsukishima: wow you really are gay
Tendou is the #1 miracle boy, 100%not a monster, please stop bullying him :'D Petition to get Tendous bullies a death penalty-
HE'S SO CUTE AND HIS LITTLE BOWL CUT WHEN HE WAS A SMALL CHILD OMG ALKSLKDLKLSDKLSKDLAKDLKDLKSLKDSLSKDLKLSLDKLSKD
"Baki baki ni ore, nani wo? Kokoro wo da yo! Konagona ni kudake, NaNi Wo?" -Tendou Satori, a.k.a. miracle boy
"Oh! It's Mr VaNiLlA~"
tendou by geneSUS January 24, 2021
A ritual for the Teddoomians. Often preformed by these people, Teddoom is a ritual that consists of doing quiet coyote, in a circle with five or more people. The ritual starts off by making a sacrifice to the Teddoom God; also Teddoom. The sacrifice has to be loved by one or more of the Teddoomians participating in the ritual. It has to be living. Once the sacrifice is made, the Teddoom chant has already begun. All the Teddoomians in the circle say “Teddoom” simultaneously, then tap their quiet coyotes three times. Any more than three times will lead to instantaneous death.
After dinner, we sacrificed Mom so we could participate in Teddoom!
Teddoom by tcannon0004 October 10, 2018

chicken tendous 

CHICKEN.TENDOUS.
ARE.BEAUTIFUL
have you heard of chicken tendous?
yea they belong to ushijima tho
yea bro...sad

Tendou Kinnie 

Tendou kinnies. The most amazing people you can find out there. They are loyal, funny and it never gets boring with them. They're ready to get in trouble with you for doing dumbass energy stuff and are most of the time members of the alphabet mafia. They also probably had a rough childhood and are often questioning themselves :((

We love you!
Friend 1: Wow, you're so fun to be around!
Friend 2: thanks, I'm a Tendou kinnie
Tendou Kinnie by Kenmas Applepi January 24, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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