Tend to the axe-wound

Stimulation of the vagina; masturbation or manual/oral sex.

Zac really doesn't like to tend to the axe-wound.

by The Awesome February 05, 2005

Tend To The Axe Wound

This is the act of fingering or fondeling a girls vagina.
The word 'tend' is used because sometimes it can be a tedious act; Axe Wound describes the appearance of the vagina or gash if you will.

It was only fair that after Mary went down on me that I tend to the axe wound.

by T-Roy October 10, 2005