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The amount of time spent on the joint in order to become a fucking pussy
Nishikiyama: Ten years in the joint made you a fucking pussy
Ten years by Ten year joint guy October 16, 2024

Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years 

When some says you cant do something cause your weak you say" Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years"
this pound of bricks is way to heavy for you bruh

Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years

Taking ten years

Sarcastic phrase to express frustration by one person toward another taking an inordinate amount of time to complete a task.
Holy shit, Bill is taking ten years to propose to me!
Taking ten years by Phantom856 September 24, 2026

It's been ten years daddy. 

When a dad goes to get milk and he never comes back :(
It's been ten years daddy.

feel the pain of ten thousand years

Damn he really made me feel the pain of ten thousand years.

Me in ten freaking years 

At T.G.I. Friday’s getting a b.j. with that kid who played Kevin in home alone.
God. That will be me in Ten freaking years
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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