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Random Person Named Bob: Check it, bitches, I just got my temps.

Random Person Named Bill: I got my actual license years ago.

Bob: Fuck you, Bill.
Temps by kiarafan April 25, 2010
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derived from tempo, as in to raise the tempo, temps is a word relating the group consensus with regard to an evening out on the town fuelled by alcohol. The reasons for going out can be threefold, 1:to catch tasty fresh, 2: to "duck under" or simply 3: to get rocked. In conclusion Temps is a shortened version of "are we goin out?"
Jackal A to Jackal B: "any temps tonight?"
Jackal B to Jackal A: "why certiainly young sir, i think the ubiquity of fresh ducks at the pond a.k.a. RoadHouse, is to good an opportunity to pass up...?"
Jackal A to Jackal B: "Jackaal, jackaal jackaaaaal, jackal jackal jackaaal ja-a-ckaaaaaal......domskoy"
temps by Canary July 8, 2003
short for “temporary license”. otherwise known as a “permit”, or learners permit.
Person 1: “Hey! Did you pass your temps test??”

Person 2: “Yes! I have my temps now!”
temps by pagism February 17, 2022

Laissez les bons temps rouler 

French for "Let the good times roll." It's a common expression in Louisiana (not in France), though it's almost always spelled incorrectly. This is the one and only correct spelling of the expression, in either Cajun French or Parisian French. Sadly, even reputable institutions like the Audubon Zoo and the New Orleans Ironman 70.3 use variations of incorrect phonetic spellings they find online.
Free beer and live music? Laissez les bons temps rouler!

en temps et lieux utiles 

an English translation of a French phrase meaning

"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn/know/understand something"
son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother who is 16, is learning how to drive. Why can't I?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, at age 13, you are definitely not old enough. now, go to bed.

Laissez les bon temps roulez 

Laissez les bons temps rouler!" is a Cajun expression meaning "Let the good times roll!" It strongly conveys the "joie de vivre" ("joy of living") attitude that pervades south Louisiana. It is mostly associated with New Orleans. (THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD!)
I'm going to New Orleans for Mardi Gras so I can Laissez les bon temps roulez!

Tard Temps 

A temp service that only hires the retarded for menial tasks and or personal amusement.
I set up an obstacle course in my back yard. I’m going to call Tard Temps and have them send over a couple goofy mongoloids to send through it while we drink beers and laugh.
Tard Temps by The Hero7 March 2, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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