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A guy who drives a miata and sucks at soccer.

Messi > Ronaldo
Wow let me get in my car and suck of ronaldo said temoc.
Temoc by Messiisbetterthanronaldo October 18, 2022
Words you can keep
A Sarah Palin/George Bush Republican disguising themselves as a Constitutional Conservative/Libertarians to co-op and hijack the original Ron Paul inspired Tea Party movement.
Neocon1: Hey! Look at all those people, angry at our big our of control war mongering government.

Neocon2: Yeah, they are really gaining some serious momuntum.

Neocon1: Time to divide and conquer the TeaParty movement so we can continue trillion dollar deficits and wage war!

Teaocon: Great, were in! Now lets talk about bombing Iran and get the left to call us racists! These teabaggers dont stand a chance!
teaocon by RomulusRP February 11, 2010
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A former/current Bush/McCain-style neoconservative that has infiltrated the liberty movement that was founded by Ron Paul supporters in 2007.

A teocon is a confused or generally hypocritical individual that ostensibly demands less taxation and government but still demands that the military industrial complex intervene in world affairs at taxpayer expense.
That teaocon Sarah Palin thinks Obama should bomb Iran, doesn't she know that war IS a "big government" program?
Teaocon by agentem February 11, 2010

Tehoctagon

Verb meaning "to kick someone's ass". It can be used in the literal sense "Kick someone in the butt" or figuratively "I'll kick you're ass in this game"

Grammar notes:

Transitive (ie s.b. tehoctagons s.t./s.b.)

Irregular preterite: tehoctagan
Regular participle: tehoctagoned
I did terribly on the test, it tehoctagan the crap out of me.

They tehoctagan each other right in the hallway.

Don't get in a fight with him, he has tehocotagoned 3 people already.

I tehoctagon at this game.
Tehoctagon by zlackoff April 24, 2009

Temecula Tophat 

Where one bro takes a steaming swirl type dump on another bro's head while he is passed out from drinking too much cheap beer.
Whoa dude, we were so wasted and then Jon passed out so I gave him a Temecula Tophat to keep warm.
Temecula Tophat by Troll Teacher November 23, 2011

Terococolala 

Terococolala is a real country in Africa. It is controlled by the Dictators Wiktoria and Wiktoria2. Its flag is Orange with a black clover outline. The clover represents good luck and the Orange represents The great legendary almighty omnipotent Annoying Orange- which the residents worship daily. The native language is Simlish.
''Where do you live?''
"Your mum's house,"
''Where's that?''
''Terococolala you idiot,''
Terococolala by wiktoia November 22, 2020
Adj. - Craving drugs, especially marijuana.
I'm really tomoc right now.
Tomoc by capnk September 21, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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