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A Sarah Palin/George Bush Republican disguising themselves as a Constitutional Conservative/Libertarians to co-op and hijack the original Ron Paul inspired Tea Party movement.
Neocon1: Hey! Look at all those people, angry at our big our of control war mongering government.

Neocon2: Yeah, they are really gaining some serious momuntum.

Neocon1: Time to divide and conquer the TeaParty movement so we can continue trillion dollar deficits and wage war!

Teaocon: Great, were in! Now lets talk about bombing Iran and get the left to call us racists! These teabaggers dont stand a chance!
teaocon by RomulusRP February 11, 2010
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A former/current Bush/McCain-style neoconservative that has infiltrated the liberty movement that was founded by Ron Paul supporters in 2007.

A teocon is a confused or generally hypocritical individual that ostensibly demands less taxation and government but still demands that the military industrial complex intervene in world affairs at taxpayer expense.
That teaocon Sarah Palin thinks Obama should bomb Iran, doesn't she know that war IS a "big government" program?
Teaocon by agentem February 11, 2010

Tehoctagon

Verb meaning "to kick someone's ass". It can be used in the literal sense "Kick someone in the butt" or figuratively "I'll kick you're ass in this game"

Grammar notes:

Transitive (ie s.b. tehoctagons s.t./s.b.)

Irregular preterite: tehoctagan
Regular participle: tehoctagoned
I did terribly on the test, it tehoctagan the crap out of me.

They tehoctagan each other right in the hallway.

Don't get in a fight with him, he has tehocotagoned 3 people already.

I tehoctagon at this game.
Tehoctagon by zlackoff April 24, 2009

Temecula Tophat 

Where one bro takes a steaming swirl type dump on another bro's head while he is passed out from drinking too much cheap beer.
Whoa dude, we were so wasted and then Jon passed out so I gave him a Temecula Tophat to keep warm.
Temecula Tophat by Troll Teacher November 23, 2011

Terococolala 

Terococolala is a real country in Africa. It is controlled by the Dictators Wiktoria and Wiktoria2. Its flag is Orange with a black clover outline. The clover represents good luck and the Orange represents The great legendary almighty omnipotent Annoying Orange- which the residents worship daily. The native language is Simlish.
''Where do you live?''
"Your mum's house,"
''Where's that?''
''Terococolala you idiot,''
Terococolala by wiktoia November 22, 2020
Adj. - Craving drugs, especially marijuana.
I'm really tomoc right now.
Tomoc by capnk September 21, 2005
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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