Definitions by phexxa
elevatorshafted
when someone gets into the elevator after you and gets off before you, you have been elevatorshafted
elevatorshafted by phexxa April 9, 2010
roundsmanship
The ethical system of buying beers in rounds amongst friends.
Good Roundsmanship would see each individual involved in a round, buying drinks for their mates in a well-ordered and timely manner, so that no glass is ever empty and the hassle and cost of going to the bar is evenly shared among the participating boozers.
Good Roundsmanship would see each individual involved in a round, buying drinks for their mates in a well-ordered and timely manner, so that no glass is ever empty and the hassle and cost of going to the bar is evenly shared among the participating boozers.
Zebediah: "wasn't it Adam's turn to get the next round of beers in?"
Ezekiel: "sure was, but he has shocking roundsmanship"
Ezekiel: "sure was, but he has shocking roundsmanship"
roundsmanship by phexxa April 9, 2010
distraction tie
after a rough night, you may want to put on a tie to distract your colleagues/boss from noticing your true condition
clerk 1: look at Paul, great tie he is wearing today
clerk 2: nah, I bet it's a distraction tie (DT). he was already quite hammered when I left the pub at 10 last night
clerk 2: nah, I bet it's a distraction tie (DT). he was already quite hammered when I left the pub at 10 last night
distraction tie by phexxa March 30, 2010