Teless 

Those guys that are walking around the school with really really tight pants that are bright pink, purple, yellow, or some other random color and you think their gay or just really weird but their just really proud of their hat that says "GRR!"

"Dude that kids wearing tight colored pants again."

"Wow, what a Teless!"

Teless by Elac Ekensponoodle September 26, 2009

Telesbian 

-noun

1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.

2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.

1. Shirai Kuroko from the manga/ anime series Toaru Kagaku no Railgun and Toaru Majutsu no Index. Her power is teleportation and she is a lesbian. Since she is a lesbian who also teleports, she is a Telesbian.

Telesbian by comrade boco June 18, 2011

Telesync 

One of the multiple terms used by movie pirates to describe the source material that was used to make a bootlegged pirate copy, normally distributed in VideoCD, SVCD or DivX format.

Precisely Telesync means a copy which was shot in an empty cinema or from the projection booth with a professional camera, directly connected to the sound source.

Other bootleg version methods include Telecine, Screener, Cam and DVD-Rip.

Also referred to as TS.

Telesync by Neil_J May 21, 2003

telesleeping 

A farcical term for “working” from home.

The Covid Pandemic has given many state employees the chance to prove their work ethic by generously compensating them for telesleeping positions.

telesleeping by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2020

telesurfing 

When you’re supposed to be working from home but you’re actually out surfing.

It’s a good thing that California taxpayers are willing to fund our hard-earned telesurfing positions.

telesurfing by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2020

telesto 

The best weapon in the video game series, Destiny. It's so good, it causes popular twitch streamers to lose their mind and act like childish imbeciles when they get killed by it.

I just got killed by a guardian using Telesto. I shall take to twitter and end this madness.

telesto by AJ1311 October 10, 2018

Teressa

Sexy girl and will always finish a guy no matter what. Shes savage as fuck, especially at school. And at home she is an awesome girlfriend shes actually sweet and super nice if you get to know her. She can be moody at times but she is super cute she has a nice ass and shes so fresh fresher than Ferbreez.

Look at that girl she such a Teressa.

Teressa by sexypersonuwoulddiefor December 16, 2016