Telespundo 

The exchange of images involving imaginary shadowy figures over the telephone, resulting from a combination of sleep deprivation and amphetamine use.

Hey can I telespundo you something real quick?

Telespundo by laboratoire atome October 29, 2023

Telemundo Edition 

A Hispanic edition of virtually any item available.

Jeff: Do you have Call Of Duty?
Jose: Nah, well, just the Telemundo Edition.
Jeff: Oh

Telemundo Edition by EmersonH September 29, 2009

Sergio Telemundo 

Talkative down ass vato from the four "O" eight who is best described as too sexy. His species can be located in the deli section of any participating safeway. He/she goes by the names of "Don Vito" and "Raul Mata".

1.where sergio telemundo at?
2.whats telemundo's last name?
3.tell telemundo to come over here!

Sergio Telemundo by setonioboy March 8, 2005

telemundo 

a Spanish speaking television station here in Chicago with soap operas that have hot looking senoritas (mexican females) in them.

I cannot understand a word of spanish, but I enjoy watching those hot looking soap opera babes on telemundo tv. They always give me an instant hard on.

telemundo by Maxwell June 29, 2004

Telemundo 

(n) {When there is drama, usually in excess}
Anytime there is too much drama.

-"How was your weekend?"
-"It was total Telemundo. I got in a fight with my girl, I had to deal with my family. There was some rolling black out that knocked out the power, so my alarm clock never when off & I was late to work. Oh, and when the power came back on the alarm system to my house wouldn't turn off, and the fire department showed up & gave me a $500 ticket for a false alarm. And to top it off after I got a parking ticket, someone pulled a hit & run, & now my bumper is hanging off the rear of my car."

Telemundo by G doubleO ch November 26, 2007

telemundo, baby!

An exclamation of excitement, usually in regards to totally caliente chicks. Also used to describe a feeling of optimism and general well being. See psyched, def. 1. This expression reflects the overall impression of the Telemundo network, colored with images of ravishing, curvacious girls, jovial gamesters, voguing MCs and adrenaline-fueled action. The expression was brought to national attention on ABC's short-lived but entertaining television series Maximum Bob (1998). In one episode Bob Gibbs (portrayed by Beau Bridges) is happy that things are going his way. He is elated, and feeling great. He beams, "Telemundo, baby!" Used in the same vein as the Austin Powers' exclamation: "Yeah, baby!"

Upon seeing the pole dancers slide and flex their bodies in rhythm to the pulsing orgasmic sounds, Ron pulled out a twenty dollar bill, guzzled his beer and yelled "Telemundo, baby!"

telemundo, baby! by Nick Estes February 14, 2006

Telemundo 

A male or female of Hispanic descent,
who looks white, speaks Spanish, and dress
like white Hollywood celebrities, most notably wearing oversized, and or reflective sunglasses, and designer jeans.

Holy guacamole senior batman, is that the guy from the Spanish channel??

Nah, no one special, just another Telemundo.

Telemundo by Beans Andriceplease May 8, 2013