telepornesis 

Teleporting objects with your mind. This word originated from my wife. She said she wished she could teleport us home with her mind.

I want to use my telepornesis to avoid my drive to the store.

telepornesis by L&A2017 March 20, 2021

telephonesis 

(n.) possessing the awesome ability to read one another's thoughts via telephone.

Patrick: What am I thinking?
Lena: Of bikini-clad girls eating cheeseburgers in your car.
Patrick: Fuckin' A. You have the power of telephonesis.
Lena: Damn straight.

telephonesis by bitchslap6969 September 19, 2010

Telebronesis 

When two dudes have the same thought, or brainwave. Basically exactly like telekinesis, but between bros.

Guy 1: What card do I have?
Guy 2: Seven of diamonds.
Guy 1: Damn, you got it again.
Guy 2: It's weird, I can never get these with Shannon.
Guy 1: Must be Telebronesis.

Bro 1: Dude, lets go get some dinner.
Bro 2: I was about to say that.
Bro 1: Dude, Telebronesis. *Fistpound

Telebronesis by Cpt. Willis December 1, 2010

Telepenesis 

When two bro's know each other so well, they know what each other's penises are thinking. This can usually be spotted when guys high five after seeing an incredibly hot girl walk-by.

Guy1: Wow dude, you see that chick?

*chick walks by*

Guy2: Oh yeah! *high fives and bro-fists* It's like we have Telepenesis.

Telepenesis by TheSandman321 February 22, 2011